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| ALF Comeback |
| 03.31.04 (1:08 pm) [edit] |
The Rover on Mars was not communicating back to NASA recently - scientists were baffled and scared.
Then they found out what was causing the malfunction.
Scientists are still baffled and scared. Images sent back to Earth show that ALF, the loveable (?) alien from Melmack is back in the public eye.
NASA spokesperson, Sheila Gasblaster stated, "This is extremely embarrassing and insulting. We might as well shut down the entire Space Program because one of NASA's main goals was the search for intelligent life other than our own. And if ALF is the best this Universe has to offer, our hopes have just dropped off the charts."
Scientists and Joan Rivers believe that was all a poorly planned publicity stunt to put ALF back into the entertainment world. Personally, I think a follow-up show to ALF would be very amusing. Hence, the reason I'm pushing this article!
Here's a snapshot of ALF with the Rover:
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| Lost In Transylvania |
| 03.31.04 (12:32 pm) [edit] |
Hey...this new movie just came out - it's supposed to suck pretty bad. Just an image I messed around with using Photoshop. I'll keep posting random images throughout my blogging adventure.
Post any comments you might have. I look forward to becoming infuriated when reading them....
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| Google With a Twist |
| 03.31.04 (8:53 am) [edit] |
Tired of your same old searches on Google?
Not coming up with anything different or can't seem to find a creative way to get different results?
My friend, you're lucky that you're reading this blog because I (as usual) have the answer.
[url=http://bananaslug.com/]BananaSlug.com[/url] gives you the option to search the World Wide Web by typing in your typical search, but then clicking on a "random" word provided by the BananaSlug web team. You'll get results that you never knew existed and can make searching the web fun and exciting again!
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| Coffee and Cigarettes |
| 03.31.04 (6:34 am) [edit] |
Well, every now and then a movie comes along that tries to expand cinema or break new ground. "Citizen Kane", Hitchcock's "Veritgo", "Pscyho", "Memento"...just to name a few.
This year, we have several:
[i][b]Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dogville, and Coffee and Cigarettes[/b][/i]. I've seen "Eternal" and it's a fantastic movie. The other 2 I have not seen yet but am very intrigued by....but in this blog it is not about anything more than the cool factor - and "Coffee and Cigarettes" has a cool factor of 9/10 without even seeing it yet! That's very impressive. And why might you ask?
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Members of the Wu-Tang Clan hanging out with Bill Murray for instance. Cate Blanchet having a conversation with herself. Roberto Benini and Steven Wright hangin' tough together. And the cool, chic White Stripes duo drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes. And we all know you can't have a cool movie without Steve Buscemi.
[i]But Doctor Thalamo, just because all these big name stars are in this film doesn't necessarily mean it'll be good. [/i]
You're right. However, it's big name stars doing the most classic form of acting - they're drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes. That's it. That's the movie. I give this movie 4/5 after viewing the trailer.
Here's the link (you'll be pleasantly surprised)
[url=http://www.coffeeandcigarette...]Coffee And Cigarettes[/url]
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| Hello Kitty! |
| 03.30.04 (1:23 pm) [edit] |
And you thought you had to worry about terrorists...![]() =http://img44.photobucket.com/...
Ha! The true killers are those cute, fuzzy, little furbags that you think are so precious. No, not field mice....
cats! Even more accurately, "kittens."
A group of cats and kittens known as the "Catsassains"
has been sniping unsuspecting people for decades now.
Our only footage of these catsassains is the photo shown to the right. However, that man lost his life seconds later, being scratched to death by dozens of tiny claws.
All I can tell you is - watch your back, son.
For a larger shot of the kitten, [url=http://obsidianwings.blogs.co...]click here[/url] .
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| Busey And Nolte Are Two Different People |
| 03.30.04 (10:25 am) [edit] |
It's true. Gary Busey and Nick Nolte are not the same person, as legend has it. It took us years to figure out any possible means to decipher the Mystery of Hollywood.
Thanks to this lad (who obviously has a little too much free time), we now understand that Gary and Nick are not the same. They're not even related. Or cloned!
In fact, I bet they probably have never even met each other... [url=http://www.buseyworld.com/]Click here[/url] to learn more about the coolest duo since Van Damme and Rodman...and Jake- Gary's crazy son at [b]Busey World[/b]. Good times...
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| The Most Dangerous Man In America |
| 03.30.04 (9:30 am) [edit] |
Don't let his smile fool you. He's dangerous...
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and i don't like him. One bit.
[url=http://www.sportsline.com/col...][b]Luke Schenscher[/b] [/url] is the center for Georgia Tech, one of the Final Four finalists. He's big, weird looking, an Aussie, and can shoot the rock. I have Oklahoma State taking on the unstoppable rebel force known as UCONN in the championship game, so the last thing I need is some big Aussie coming in to ruin my chances of taking first in my NCAA pool.
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| Is Aquaman Gay? |
| 03.30.04 (9:10 am) [edit] |
Now just for the record, I'm a huge fan of Superfriends. Justice League of America hanging out in the Hall of Justice, and the evil warlords doing their dirty work from the Hall of Doom. Classic stuff. So naturally, I must defend the show whenever necessary - one major comment I hear over and over is the uselessness of Aquaman. I would stick up for Aquaman...and for this reason alone:
Are any of the Superfriends actually useful besides Superman?
- He's quicker than the flash.
- Can fly better than Hawkman.
- Can breathe underwater.
- His heat/xray vision is friggin' sweet.
- I mean, if anyone is useless on the show, it would
have to be the [url=http://fantasia.ncsa.uiuc.edu...]Apache Chief[/url] in my eyes....
But all-in-all, Aquaman is pretty flamboyant...this [url=http://www.sitedocurioso.hpg....]photo[/url] was recently taken of our underwater superhero, and the issue has sprung up once again - only this time it's about his sexual orientation - no one cares anymore if he's any help to the Justice League...everyone wants to if Aquaman is batting for the other team. Scientists have recently shown through their very scientific testing facilities that Aquaman is very likely a "mermaid".
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This photo has helped sway many people's opinions on the subject. I for one, still think Aquaman plays a huge role for the Superfriends. But I only say that as a friend.
Check out this great [url=http://fantasia.ncsa.uiuc.edu...]Superfriends site [/url] for more info.
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