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Exhaust Flame Thrower Kit For Your Car!

02.23.05 (1:53 pm) [edit]

I think it's time we all invest in a making ourselves look much cooler on the road.
(God knows I could, driving around my grandma's wh ite, Pontiac Spitfire)

The UltraGear Exhaust flame thrower kit will allow you to shoot flames out of your exhaust at the press of a button!
Easy installation and detailed instructions insure compatibility with most exhaust systems.

...or so they say. You're telling me that I can have flames shooting out of the back of my car for $50?
I can't believe it. I shouldn't believe it. But I want to believe it. So I will definitely buy one!

I can see it now...

FYI - This is at the bottom of their site:
Is Flame Throwing dangerous?
If you use common sense, follow the instructions and generally don't jack things up you and your vehicle should be fine. Always make sure no one is behind your vehicle and that there is nothing that can catch fire. This kit is for off-road, show, or recreational use only. Not for street use. Professional installation recommended. BSeek LLC is not responsible for property damage or injuries caused by this kit.

posted by: VH (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (6:02 am)

Doc u wish your shitfire looked as good as that photo. why don't you just put a flame to your ass exhaust -- that would be a real shitfire! hehehe

posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (9:17 am)

i'm gonna put one on the back of my snowboard and leave you at the top of the slopes this week, van suckfest!

the only time you should use the word "fire" is after you make a movie.

as in, "damn, i can't believe i didn't get fired for making such a shit-ass movie"

posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (10:23 am)

put it on your ass when you're on the slopes and i'm definitely toast.. the amount of foul stench laden methane emanating from that ass blasting hole of yours is sure to rocket you down the slopes well ahead of my pure elegant snowboarding method (unaided by unnatural self propulsion mechanisms)