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Star Wars: Episode III Spoiler
02.24.05 (9:49 am)   [edit]
This is an incredible, and probably illegal, hack job that someone pulled off. 
No, Van Helsing - not "hand job"... perv.

This is a pretty long page full of photos and plot points of the upcoming Star Wars: Episode III film due out this summer... the photo stills are great.  Personally, I don't have much faith in this film, but still - I forced myself to only look at a few of the pics and not read a single thing, so not to spoil anything for me. 

So don't click on the link if you want this movie to be a complete surprise!


 


posted by: Red Breast (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (10:16 am)

OMG! You're actually gonna watch that dumb ass movie!?!?

Give up on Star Wars man. Listen to daddy yoda... Lucas is making the sci-fi equivalent of Van Helsing! He sold his soul so far downriver he can't even pull it out of his snatch...

Sorry man, the force just ain't with ya anymore. Stick with shitballs 2...



posted by: Honey Nut (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (10:32 am)

Look just because you're waiting for 'honey i buggered the kids part vi' doesn't mean the rest of world adores rick moranis as much as you do. buy a box of cheerios and a dvd of ghostbusters uncut and take it to the keymaster in the privacy of your own home. after that you'll be able to discuss star wars without perverse sexual yoda innuendos.



posted by: RBZ (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (10:39 am)

You're the one who calls yourself honey nut, you pervert!!! Go lick your honeyed nuts... Or get Dooku to chop them off...



posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (11:18 am)

... listening to the two of you is like listening to Queer Eye For the Perverted Geek Guy...

The two of you should just go to Guatemala and have sex with each other in Tikal, role-playing sexual sacrifice rituals!



posted by: RZ (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (11:30 am)

Just call me Carson Crass-ley...



posted by: RZ Anal Vectors (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (11:43 am)

... if you read my blog, it clearly states that i don't particularly care to see this film...

you gotta stop reading this blog while your head is still crammed up Rick Moranis' stunt double from Ghostbusters... it'll really help you out, RZ



posted by: RBZ (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (12:08 pm)

OH, you don't really want to see it... but you didn't read anything on that site because you couldn't stand to spoil it for yourself when you do go see it!

Jesus... go see yoda and get your head straightened out Thalamo! Or else take it out of Dooku's ass!



posted by: VH referee (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (12:13 pm)

slam.. nice one RZ!



posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (1:22 pm)

Van Ass-Kicker - go stick that worthless bow contraption from your movie straight up your squishy-maker! (at least it'll be used for something)

from my site: "Personally, I don't have much faith in this film..."

you know you're going to see it, too. but you'll probably miss half of it b/c you'll be too busy "buttering" up your popcorn after seeing natalie portman on screen.



posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 02.25.05 (1:12 pm)

mmmm. natalie portman....

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