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| P. Diddy Wants to be James Bond |
| 03.15.05 (10:23 am) [edit] |
Listen, that's fine if P Diddy wants to be the first black James Bond character... hell, we all have dreams. I wish my blog was cool. But you learn to deal with what is within your own, personal boundaries...
...for P. Diddy, he should realize that James Bond is British so his dream has now been forever shattered.
The Diddster (I made that one up) was on Conan the other day and this is what transpired:
Conan: I read that you wanna be the first black James Bond in the movies. Is that true?
Diddy: Yes. Definitely.
Conan: Change the name?
Diddy: Yes. It's a new time. We're taking the Bond imprint of what he stood for, but we gon'
remix it. My name's gonna be Robert Ground.
Conan: So instead if saying: "Bond, James Bond." You're gonna say: "Ground, Robert Ground."
Diddy: Robert Ground. It's serious. I'm about to announce the deal next week.
Conan: Is Ground gonna be from England or is he gonna be from America?
Diddy: He gon' be from Harlem. It's America baby! This is our turn!
Conan: Is he gonna have Martinis?
Diddy: Everything. He's gonna be a younger version of Bond.
Conan: When are we gonna see this?
Diddy: It should be out in the next 20 months or so.
Conan: He's gonna be cool. Is he gonna need a side kick?
Diddy: He's gonna have a whole ensemble. It's gonna be a new way to tell it. It's gonna be
edgier.
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posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 03.15.05 (10:54 am)
somebody please alert the KKK
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